Awarded by the lovely Joel of 
The Warrior and the Sorceress - 1984
Danish Release
aka
Kaine le mercenaire, Kain del planeta oscura
Without making too many bad taste David Carradine jokes, I will try and figure out what the heck is going on with this sleeve.
The metal undies and gimp harness?
The woman with two pairs of tits?
The very phallic snake/dragon?
The worryingly placed nipples?
And the bulging sparkly knickers?!?!?!?!
WHY?
DEAR GOD WHY OH WHY?
Despite looking like a really bad, homoerotic, heavy metal album cover, it's still kind of cool.
Altho the well tanned, oily thunder thighs really don't do David any favours.
Big Thanks to The Danish Ex-rental VHS Appreciation Group (DEVAG) for the scan.
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Faith, hope, and love -
the greatest of these is love:
jump into faith...
and you'll see with love.
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe
(what I write);
God believes in you.
God. Bless. You.