Tuesday, 31 August 2010

And the winner is.....

Death Trap canvas winner is....

Entry number 6 
Per!!!!

Congratulations!
And thanks to everyone who entered!

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

COMPETITION TIME!

COMPETITION!
WIN THIS GORGEOUS CANVAS

This lovely printed 30cm X 40cm canvas taken from the original Vipco UK Pre-cert video sleeve for Tobe Hooper's Death Trap is up for grabs!

How to win it:

All you have to do is leave a comment on this post with your name and a valid e-mail address.
The competition will run until 8pm (UK time) on the 31st of August
Every person who leaves a comment will be assigned a number and once the competition has ended a number will be picked at random and that number will win this lovely work of art.
You can get a double entry(you'll be assigned two numbers, thus doubling your chances) by posting a link to the competition or your blog or a public forum(As long as I can see the post/thread without having to join the forums it's valid). Please leave a link to the blog/forum post when you leave your entry comment.


Rules:
Bar the double entry thing you are allowed to enter the competition only once.
Anyone can enter, you don't need to be a member of Blogger or anything like that.
If you're found to be cheating/trying to enter more than once, you will be out of the game and a new number/winner picked.
Spread the word about my wonderful blog/competition or I won't love you any more.
And good luck!



Massive thanks go out to Daz over at the Pre-cert.co.uk forums for the canvas, make sure you check out the forums and keep your eyes peeled for Daz's up coming canvas lottery.

The winner will be announced on the blog and e-mailed, so don't forget to leave your e-mail address when entering.

LOTS OF LOVE
Amy x


Thanks to everyone who's helped me out with the blog and everyone else for taking the time to listen to me rant about bad art.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Pubic Lice.


Satan's Altar - 1981
UK Release
Aka
Murder Syndrome, Follia omicida, The Wailing

Beautiful isn't it? It looks like a mirkin(pubic wig) to put politely or to be honest and ever so crude, it looks like a big massive hairy lady garden. With a face and teeth and horns. It's basically a big pubic hair monster that has the face of an evil baboon. 

IMDb / DVD
 

Once again thanks to George for the sleeve.

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Dripping wet pussy

La noche de los mil gatos - 1972
Mexican Release
AKA
Night Of A 1000 Cats

Wet dripping pussy jokes aside, this has to be one of the most bizarre sleeves I've seen.
Blood dripping with a cat's face and a helicopter and the proverbial frightened woman.
 I'm not sure this is crap as much as it's just plain weird and out there. 
All in all a very "special" bit of artwork.


(For all my fellow Brits this one can be had for a mere £3 via the above link, with a cover this weird it's gotta be worth a punt)

Massive thanks to George/Karamurat for the sleeve. More to follow from George's awesome Mexican tape collection.


Also would like to say thank you to the lovely comments and  fan mail I've received recently. The fact that other people enjoy me writing silly stuff about even sillier sleeves makes this all worth while. Thank you for the kind words and support.
- Amy x

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Rotten to the core...

Hardcore - 1977
UK Release

Sex sells, right? Fiona Richmond sold sex, the whole premise of a porn film is to sell sex to the male masses..etc 
So then why when marketing a sex film with Fiona Richmond, called Hardcore, would you make the women on the cover LOOK SO BLOODY UGLY!?!?!?! ARE YOU A STUPID PERSON MR SLEEVE DESIGNER? 
And the tits could have been bigger, not that I'm any sort of porn packaging expert but pretty ladies with massive tits are surely a good selling point? Not 3 ugly dogs and a sweaty apple core.....Yeah that bit of top notch humour/word play didn't go unnoticed..get it, apple core and hardcore....for fucksake..


Thanks to Scotty for the scan.
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